CommunistLock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Donnie Clocko]

Excellent, well done!

If you like the film, then check out www.donniedarko.com (this is NOT OUTWAR), it scared the fuck out of me... and made me paranoid... but you hafta play it in silence, darkness and on your own...
BTW, the film rocked! It was funny and an excellent rendition of the original!

ToiletRollClock responds:

Yeah... I've been at that website and it's so cool the way it goes in levels.....
Thanx!!!!!

[Dont Give...]

LMAO! That rocked

This was really good, I liked the first one with the cheese that was good, but the bazooka one was the best...

kode-man-2005 responds:

Lol. Thanks, but I would have to say the ending was the best. Oh and, thanks.

[Solo Spy Ep. 1]

How the HELL did this get through?

I'm not going to be abusive, but this well and truly sucks. You need to develop your characters, into people rather than sticks. You either make good stick films or crap ones. If you improve the overall quality of the film then you may have a good concept of a film.

azrag responds:

Maybe I do need to develop my charactors this is just a mini series I made and I will try to make the next episode better but the guy must remain as a stick because well in episode 1 hes a stick and if he looked like a regular guy then people be all what the $@%* he isnt a stick. But I can always inprove on the background yes thats always good.

[PS3 Publicity Drive]

ROFLLMAO!!!!!

I used to be a console fan, but compared to the PC they all suck. This does accurately portray all the bullsh1t that ALL the console companies produce. Well done.

cockjockey responds:

Don't get me started. Remember how X Box was going to wash the dishes for you and take the dog for a walk?

[SS- We killed the UCFD]

LOL!!!

You make a Badger badger badger parody, yet you still manage to fit anti-illwill stuff in it lol!

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

lol, I know, I can turn anything into a foamy parody! Thanks for the review!

[Mission : ImPIEssible]

Jeez, this is good!

I must admit, although I'm anti-clock this is really good!

DorkBerryClock responds:

omg even anti-clocks are saluting me! :)

[A Look at My Brain]

WTF was the point in that?

That seemed to have no redeeming qualities what so ever. Sure you'll go into my profile and you'll reply with something like "Another cheap sweaty 14 year old reviews this" or "LOL! 327 blam points you sucky n00b!". But I don't care because you seem to be paranoid about how people judge you. Get over it your film was crap. I've seen a lot, lot worse get blammed and this was probably voted 5 by all your friends anyway, and then voted 5 by yourself on a constant basis.

Hice responds:

Not my fault you are too stupid to understand my work. Though I looked at your profile, seeing as you are a member of the NG ARMY, your stupidity shouldn't be surprising.

I then looked at some of your other reviews. Wow, I am totally not surprised to find you hate the clock crew like the narrow minded fuck your review made you appear.
Your one review states, and I quote:
"You piece of shit!!! the clock crew are wankers, you heathen, you infidel you horse fucking,camel ramming, arse licking, shitbag of a Luke.
If ne of my friends think you are me I will sue ur ass for every penny.
I am a member of the 52nd Bomber Command and i will drop a nuke on ur house and ne clock crew and kill their neighbours with the radiation to prevent the clock crew virus from being spread and emitted from your corpse"

Yep, you're a dumbass. I'll just sum this all up with a basic "you are a fucking moronic n00b who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground" and call it a day.

[The truth of SBC]

gay

The thing that I hate it the monotonical drone of the strawberry clock, it pisses me off so much. Due to this being a clock crew film, it will probably be protected, although it is utterly meaningless

Pedricosanchez responds:

gay thing is u took out time to express your hate when u could have avoided it so horribly.